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Something about humour

Posted in Smile and Giggles by dearestfriend on March 26, 2007

I must say I got compelled by my desire to laugh out loud.. Sometimes I have those freaky days when all I do is laugh in front of mirror. 🙂 And I tell you its best way to take off the extra baggage in mind.. Just laugh and Dance in front of mirror 🙂
And imagine life is as good as you want it to be.

Here are some quotes I could find a bit funny..I like all of them but some more than others (check out the best ones 8–the best, 1,3,11—Just too good )

22. Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he isn’t. A sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. –Horace Walpole English novelist

21. Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility. –James Thurber

20. A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs, jolted by every pebble in the road. –Henry Ward Beecher

19. If you can look into the mirror without laughter, you have no sense of humor. –Unknown

18. A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says…What is this, a joke?
–Unknown

17. You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything – even poverty – you can survive it. –Bill Cosby

16. Behind every successful woman…is a substantial amount of coffee. –Stephanie Piro

15. Behind every successful woman…is a basket of dirty laundry. –Sally Poe

14. Ugliness is better than beauty. It lasts longer and in the end, gravity will get us all.
— Johnny Depp

13. How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn’t make it a leg – Abraham Lincoln

12. Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. – Maryon Pearson

11. What you call dog with no legs? Don’t matter what you call him, he ain’t gonna come.

10. When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity. – Albert Einstein

9. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.

8. Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back. – Al Bundy

7. If the minimum wasn’t acceptable it wouldn’t be called the minimum. –George Muncaster (Air Force Wisdom)

6. A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. – Robert Frost

5. Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat. – Jim Davis

4. It is easier to fight for principles than to live up to them. Alfred Adler

3. I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. Winston Churchill

2. Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. Oscar Wilde

1. The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employed only by small children and large nations. David Friedman

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